01 · COMMISSION
15% on every sale.
$1.50 per monthly Cohort+ signup ($9.99/mo). $4.50 per Summer-Special annual ($29.99/yr), or $6.00 per annual at the durable rate. Paid in cash, not credit.
02 · LIFETIME COHORT+
Yours free, forever.
On approval we comp you a lifetime Cohort+ subscription so you can actually use everything you're talking about. No expiration; doesn't downgrade if you stop posting.
03 · EARLY ACCESS
See it before launch.
Every new feature lands in your account a week before it goes public. So your content is timely, and your audience hears about it from you first.
WHAT WE ASK FOR IN RETURN
Two videos a month. Honest ones.
- Minimum of two fully-edited short-form videos per month about your real experience tracking with Cohort. TikTok, Reels, Shorts, X clips — any format, any platform. Quality > quantity; we want videos that would land regardless of the partnership.
- Be honest about what works and what doesn't. We don't want scripts or marketing-speak. The audience that converts is the one that trusts you. If something in Cohort isn't working for you, tell us before you tell them.
- More content, more upside. No ceiling on commission. Some of the strongest creators in adjacent spaces earn $3,000+/month. The math is yours — the more reach your content has, the more your code converts.
WHY PROMOTE COHORT
The tracker built for protocols, not just step counts.
Compound peptides supported
Reconstitution calculator. Vial inventory. BAC water logs. BUD tracking. Nobody else in the GLP-1 tracker space ships this — your audience on retatrutide, compounded tirz, or peptide stacks has nowhere else to go.
Cohort comparison, anonymously
Members see how their data ranks against peers on the same dose, in the same protocol week. The honest answer to ‘is this normal?’ Backed by aggregated cohort data, with a 30-user minimum per segment — cohort stats never reveal patterns tied to fewer than 30 real users, so individual data stays private.
Decision Journal
Every protocol change written down with the reason behind it. Six months in, your audience has a single document explaining every weight inflection, dose change, and side effect they hit. Nothing else in the space records the why.
Real privacy posture
Encrypted Postgres, row-level scoped. No selling data. No advertising against it. Aggregated cohort statistics only (30+ users per bucket). The pitch you can actually defend on camera.
THE MATH, HONEST
What you actually make per conversion at our current rate (15%):
| PLAN A FAN BUYS | PRICE | YOUR CUT |
|---|---|---|
| Monthly Cohort+ | $9.99 | $1.50 |
| Annual Cohort+ · Summer Special | $29.99 | $4.50 |
| Annual Cohort+ · Durable | $39.99 | $6.00 |
Paid monthly via PayPal / Venmo / Stripe Connect (your pick), on the first of the month after a 30-day refund-safety hold. $50 minimum payout — anything below that rolls to the next month. W-9 required once you cross $600 in any calendar year (US tax law).
APPLY
Tell us about you.
For the best chance of acceptance, include as much detail as possible — especially your best video. We read every application personally; expect a reply within 5 business days.